I just watched Good Will Hunting over the Thanksgiving weekend and wow! You seen that movie? What a doozie! He’s like a math wizard janitor guy. It’s a classic, you people should go out and see it sometime. Also go check out Star Wars! That turned out to be pretty good too. But some of that movie doesn’t make since to me. Like the famous speech that Ben Affleck says to Matt Damon
You know what the best part of my day is? About 10 seconds before I pull up to your curb, and when I go to your door. Cause I think maybe I’ll get up there, and I’ll knock on the door, and you won’t be there. No “good-bye.” No “see ya later.” No nothing. You just left. I don’t know much, but I know that.
Wait what the fuck are you talking about? Really, I can barely understand your words. I think you need a speech coach. You are saying that the best part of your day is swinging by your best friends house to hang out and he is not there? Thats your best friend bro! You wish he has left you? You are a dead beat doing nothing with your life and all you have are the good times with your Matt Damon bud. What are you talking about? Hope he has left town…well then he should take you with him. Thats what a good friend would do. He would be the ultimate dick if he never said goodbye or left a post it bye bye note. Maybe he’s not your best friend after all Mr. Damon, you need to think over this fella.
Actually that whole crew is a bunch of assholes. Beating up kids in the school yard, interrupting a nice ponytail man while he is trying to hit on a girl at a bar. And that wasn’t enough because you follow him to Baskin Robbins and knock on the window while he is crying in his Butter Pecan Sundae and say ya got the girl’s number. What a bunch of dicks! And Ben Affleck’s brother is jerking off in a catcher’s mitt. What is going on here?!?!? These are the people we are supposed to be rooting for? They are a bunch of out of control hooligans?
And so what, this Matt Damon is good at Math, Whoopie doo dah! That’s like me saying I’m really good at Jenga. That aint getting you nothing or impressing anyone. Math is boring. I hate it and suck at it. Why is it so hard! And why did I even have to take algebra in high school? It doesn’t make sense. Who decided this was a mandatory class? Listen I barely passed basic math, adding and subtracting, now we are gonna start throwing letters in there with little numbers hanging off them? What the fuck is that? Algebra looks like the future and it still scares me. Oh you will use algebra later in life they say. No I won’t, because I havent. And even when I have to do math now I can pull out my phone and have him do it. So you are wrong…every high school ever. My girlfriend doesn’t even know how to add a tip to the total at a restaurant and she is a high school teacher folks. She sits there dumbfounded and doesn’t know how to carry the one over. And I am the one with no job.